Sender: Alienne
Would you choose a real egg or a chocolate egg? The answer is clear for me!
Do you know the Eggs Jokes?
A: She needed the eggs-ercise
Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg White
A: Egg White
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
A: An eggs-traterrestrial
A: An eggs-traterrestrial
Q. Where do chickens pay for their groceries?
A: In the eggs-press line
Q. What do chickens call a school test?
A: Eggs-amination
Q. What grows on yolk trees?
A: Egg-corns
Q: What does the chicken say to get across a busy street?
A: Eggs-cuse me, please
Q. Where do chickens like to go on vacation?
A: San DiEGGo
[ I know! I know!! Enough of the extremely bad eggs jokes, right? :-D ]
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